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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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theofficialfalloutboy:

cheCK OUT MY CAKE

theofficialfalloutboy:

cheCK OUT MY CAKE

missavagardner:

Jessica Chastain in “Work of Art” photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue USA December 2013

Frederic Leighton’s Flaming June, Henri Matisse’s Odalisque with Red Culottes, Félix Vallotton’s Le Retour, Anders Zorn’s Frances Folsom Cleveland, Gustav Klimt’s Ria Munk, Vincent van Gogh’s La Mousmé, René Magritte’s La Robe du Soir, Julia Margaret Cameron’s photography.

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

LATE NIGHT a mix for those lonely evenings when you just want to slow dance in your underwear to some jams at one in the morning drinking wine

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

freckledsheeran:

Ed Sheeran + Parents (x)

silumia:

psyfucks:

comfortspringstation:

Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever

I’m so happy for this little kitty

im cryin a bit

butterpaint:

"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…" 

butterpaint:

"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…" 

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys