My cat’s talents include spilling water and staring at it.
- Baby: S-s-s-s
- Parents: Sis??? Sister???
- Baby: September first, 1989. Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think there's good in everyone. But here we are, first day of senior year! And, uh, I look around at these kids I've known all my life, and I ask myself, "What happened?"
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
*shows up 15 minutes late to court with starbucks*
Anonymous said: first day of school outfit ideas???
lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat
this looks way to perfect on my blog
and its transparent
This is the most calming gif I have ever seen
THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG
A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.
One girl, One car, One Dream
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
I’m not scared to jump, I’m not scared to fall.
If there was nowhere to land I wouldn’t be scared at all.